ongratulations, Space Investor! You’re about to purchase a completely non-refundable deposit for our groundbreaking Mars Rover project launching in 2030. That’s right—you’re basically buying a ticket to future exploration, except the ticket is imaginary and the destination is very, very far away.
What You’re Getting:
- Zero actual ownership of a Mars Rover
- Absolute certainty that this money will NOT be returned
- The warm feeling of supporting our warehouse team who definitely will NOT be going to Mars
- Bragging rights that you “invested” in space exploration
100% of proceeds go directly to our warehouse team (Who are much more likely to move packages than move rovers)
Technical Specifications:
- Refund Probability: 0%
- Mars Arrival Likelihood: Who knows?
- Warehouse Team Appreciation: 100%
Limit one imaginary rover deposit per customer. Actual rover not included. Actual Mars trip not guaranteed. Actual everything is basically a joke.
Disclaimer: This is a humor product. Do not actually expect a Mars Rover
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